For A Few Teeks More...

Break out the Ennio Morricone...

1. "I'm a saaaad platypus."
2. "Can't win 'em all...unless you're me, and let's face it--you're not."
3. "If you were standing right behind me, this is what it'd look like from the front if I were giving you an over the shoulder middle finger."
4. "We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot! Drink up, me hearties, yo ho..."
5. "I'm totally NOT doing the electric slide right now."
6. "Hey baby. I'm totally holding up the right side of this deviation at this moment."
7. "We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot! Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"
8. "Kids, never mix grog and laxatives."
9. "You know I'm rockin' this scene. Teek, baby--don't forget it!"